Once upon a time, in a world not too far away at all, there lived a tribe of blue donkeys and a tribe of red elephants.
The elephants worshipped their leader, a T-Rex named Romneysaurus, while the donkeys worshipped their leader, a T-Rex named Obamasaurus.
The Romneysaurus talked to the elephants, and convinced them the lazy donkeys were the source of all their problems, and so the elephants hated the donkeys.
And the Obamasaurus talked to the donkeys, and convinced them the greedy elephants were the source of all their problems, and so the donkeys hated the elephants.
At night, after the donkeys and elephants went to sleep, the ravenous Obamasaurus and Romneysaurus would come into the villages and have their fills of tasty donkey meat and tasty elephant meat.
In the morning, when the donkeys and elephants awoke and saw the carnage, they would scream at each other and hate each other even more.
And the Obamasaurus and Romneysaurus would sit back and laugh, and laugh, and laugh!